If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You are one well-defined function!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You're hotter than a data center!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I think my heart just lagged.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?