I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.