I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I’m soy into you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're such a TEAse.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
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