Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.