Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
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