Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
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