If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
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