I really caribou-t you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I really caribou-t you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
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