Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You're just my cup of tea!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.