Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're just my cup of tea!
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart