Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.