Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.