Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.