Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.