Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
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