If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Are you a red light because stop.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
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