Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
My fridge is hotter than you.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Go to BabaMail
