I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
How about we get down to monkey business?
You had me at ruff.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.