If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
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