I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I've only got three months to live.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
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