You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Baby, you're a firework.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you