I know Benjamin Franklin.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Baby, you're a firework.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?