You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Baby, you're a firework.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you