Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!