What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.