Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.