Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.