Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.