Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.