Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.