Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.