Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.