Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.