Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.