How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.