Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.