I sulfur when you argon.
I fence-y you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I wood never leaf you.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You’re the queen of my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I loaf you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.