My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
We make a great pear
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I dig you a hole lot.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I wood never leaf you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.