I find you very a-peeling.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We make a great pear
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I’m fondue you.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I wood never leaf you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I fence-y you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I dig you a hole lot.
I think I found my perfect match
I “lub” you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I whale always love you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I sulfur when you argon.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You’re the queen of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I followed my heart to you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I loaf you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!