I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I sulfur when you argon.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I think I found my perfect match
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My love for you is like no otter.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My love for you simply radiates.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I “lub” you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
We make a great pear
I find you very a-peeling.
I loaf you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I wood never leaf you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I dig you a hole lot.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I'm fondue you, it's true
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
