Valentines Day Puns

You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

Valentines Day Puns

Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I love you meow and forever.
You're the ruler of my heart.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
I fence-y you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
I think you’re dandelion.
Yoda one for me!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I dig you a hole lot.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I sulfur when you argon.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We make a great pear
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I whale always love you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.