From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I find you very a-peeling.
I love you meow and forever.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I think I found my perfect match
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I’m fondue you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My love for you simply radiates.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
My love for you is like no otter.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I sulfur when you argon.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I think you’re dandelion.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I'm fondue you, it's true
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I can heartly wait to see you.