I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You're acute Valentine.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I’m fondue you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I loaf you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You're the ruler of my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Every piece of you is sweet.
I love you dairy much.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I think you’re dandelion.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I followed my heart to you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I “lub” you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Yoda one for me!
