Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.