Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.