Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.