An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!