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Works Jokes

Monster Puns
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
Sink Puns
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Wifi Puns
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Soap Puns
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
Art Puns
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Crocodile Puns
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Funny Work Quotes
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
Lightning Puns
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Fridge Puns
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
Garden Puns
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Marriage Puns
They say marriage is like a workshop. Where the man works and the women shops.
Appliance Puns
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
Gnome Puns
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

- Milton Berle.
Nuts Puns
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.