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Wheels Jokes

Dinosaur Puns
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Pickle Puns
What's green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.
Grass Puns
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
One Liners for Kids
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? it wooden go!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see its wheels turning.
Rabbit Puns
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Tree Puns
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Bat Puns
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Fly Puns
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
Panda Puns
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Anti Jokes
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.