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One Liners for Kids
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Oral Hygiene Puns
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Spain Puns
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Flower Puns
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Werewolf Puns
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Bacon Puns
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Moon Puns
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Camel Puns
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Onion Puns
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
Puns
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive.
Frog Puns
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Cheese Puns
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Music Puns
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.