Whatever Jokes

Whatever floats your goat.
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something, I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
I think it was Scampoo.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them