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Wait Jokes

Ghost Puns
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Family Puns
The kids made cards for Mother's Day. I asked for a card as well, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
on Sonday.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
Cherry Puns
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Garden Quotes
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Language Pick Up Lines
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Funny Break Up Lines
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Australian Pick Up Lines
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Gnome Puns
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Witch Puns
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
British Pick Up Lines
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!