Stories Jokes

What do bakers tell their children at night?
Breadtime stories.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true stories.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What is considered the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
Which is the building is the largest? The library because it has the most stories.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library! It has the most stories!
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.