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Shake Jokes

Food Quotes
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
Cow Puns
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Christmas Puns
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Monster Puns
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Appliance Puns
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
Food Pick Up Lines
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Strawberry Puns
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Peach Puns
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Mango Puns
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.