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Ancient Greek Monster Puns
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Little Johnny and the Alligator
So one day, Grandma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Kangaroo Puns
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Strawberry Puns
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Will You Walk Me Through the Cemetery?
This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" "Sure." I said, being the gentleman I am. As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask other guys before me, but no one would do it. What has come of this world, when a man won't give a hand to lovely lady to walk her through a dark place. "Thank God you're not like that." She smiled at me. "I suppose it's silly, being afraid of cemeteries at my age." I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive."
Cherry Puns
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Computer Puns
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Deer Puns
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Keyboard Puns
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Monster Puns
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
Theater Puns
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Name Pick Up Lines
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Crow Puns
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Mummy Puns
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
Hard Drive Puns
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.