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Pets Jokes

Plant Puns
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Weather Puns
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Tree Puns
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Funny Animal Quotes
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”

- Jarod Kintz.
Flamingo Puns
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Astronaut Puns
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Garden Quotes
“I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.”
— Anonymous
Giraffe Puns
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Rabbit Puns
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.