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Naughty Jokes

Gnome Puns
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Elf Puns
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Onion Puns
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
Skeleton Puns
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Ice Cream Puns
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Beaver Puns
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Monster Puns
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Turkey Puns
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Mushroom Puns
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Christian Pick Up Lines
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Rainbow Puns
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
Werewolf Puns
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.