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Kills Jokes

Lion Puns
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
Fish Puns
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
Crocodile Puns
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Mouth Puns
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
Electricity Puns
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
Anti Jokes
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?
A school bus.
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
Murderer.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
Dad Jokes
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Corona Virus Jokes
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."