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Form Jokes

Yoga Pick Up Lines
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Music Pick Up Lines
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Lightning Puns
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Rainbow Puns
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Toaster Puns
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Monster Puns
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Onion Puns
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
Funny Money Quotes
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
Garden Quotes
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Weather Puns
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Space Pick Up Lines
How about you and I form a binary system?
History Puns
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
Funny Work Quotes
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall