Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”—Dorothy Parker
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
I give roughing a whole new definition.