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Covered Jokes

Crow Puns
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Strawberry Puns
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Keyboard Puns
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Gladiator Puns
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Hair Puns
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Art Puns
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Mummy Puns
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
Funny Animal Quotes
“My fashion philosophy is if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”

- Elayne Boosler.
Color Puns
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Onion Puns
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
The Unending Accident
George walks up to Terry bruised. battered and covered in blood... Terry asks what the hell happened to him. He says "I'm just walking along, minding my own business and this horse comes out of nowhere and knocks me down." "That explains it, let me call you an ambulance." Says Terry. George says, "Hold on I haven't finished yet, so I get up, dust myself down and wouldn't you know it? I get knocked down by a car." "Oh my god, it's a miracle you're still alive, I'll call an ambulance." Says Terry. George says, "Hold on, I still haven't finished, I get up dust myself down again, I've now got a few cuts and bruises. I catch my breath and I get knocked down by an ambulance." Terry says. "That's it, I'm calling the emergency services." George says "Wait, I still haven't finished, somehow I survived. I get up, I'm feeling groggy, but then I get hit by a fire truck. I get up swaying side to side. Then a helicopter crashes into me." Terry say: "it's a miracle that you're still alive, so what happened then?" "The carnie operator kicked me off the carousel!"
Kangaroo Puns
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch