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Cost Jokes

Travel Pick Up Lines
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Tableware Puns
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
Funny Work Quotes
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
Toilet Puns
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
Dolphin Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Ear Puns
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Jokes For Women
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
Deer Puns
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Puns
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Shark Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Boat Puns
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Frankenstein Puns
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Food Quotes
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
Space Puns
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Funny Aging Quotes
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope